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KUNG FURY Official Movie HD

TENSE MUSIC POLICE SIREN Hey, you got a permit for those guns I got your permit right here. 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC Catchy tune. SOUND EFFECTS AND SHOOTING FROM ARCADE GAMES GEEK IN ARCADE Fuck this game. FUCK YOU! ARCADE GAME BEEPING STATIC FROM ARCADE GAME CLANKING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY CAR HORNS HONKING AND PEOPLE SCREAMING PEOPLE SCREAMING AND BABY CRYING SIGNAL FROM POLICE WALK TALKIE We need backup, we need Kung Fury. GUN SHOTS AND SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE SEDUCTIVE 80’S SAXOPHONE MUSIC Yeah, that’s my bicep. TELEPHONE RINGING One second babe.

Hello POLICE OFFICERltigt We got an arcade machine down here going crazy,ltigt ltigt it is killing everybody, it’s destruction, chaos, terrorltigt CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC What are you gonna do My job. 80’S SYNTHPOP ACTION MUSIC CAR ENGINE REVVING PEOPLE SCREAMING AND DOG WHIMPERING CAR HORNS HONKING AND CAR ACCELERATING 80’S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC MUSIC KICKS BACK IN FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC END OF 80’S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC Game over. STATIC FROM FAILING MACHINERY KUNG FURYltigt I’m a cop and damn good at my job.ltigt ltigt It all began years ago.ltigt.

Ltigt In the line of duty,ltigt ltigt me and my partner were chasing downltigt ltigt a mysterious Kung Fumaster.ltigt KUNG FURYltigt You’re under arrest, punk.ltigt ltigt Show us your hands.ltigt CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING ltigt Good work, Dragon.ltigt ltigt That crazy stunt could’ve killed us both.ltigt ltigt But goddammit, you’re the best partner I’ve ever had.ltigt ltigt Thanks, I learned from the best.ltigt ltigt You’re like a father to me.ltigt SWORD SWINGING KUNG FURYltigt With one fatal blow, he hit my partner.ltigt SQUELCHING KUNG FURYltigt I could tell he was dead straight off.ltigt.

TENSE MUSIC AND KUNGFU MASTER GRUNTING EERY ECHOING AND DRIPPING OF BLOOD KUNG FURYltigt Before I could pull the triggerltigt ltigt I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.ltigt ltigt I blacked out.ltigt EERY ECHOING AND SOFT TINKLING ltigt And saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks,ltigt ltigt mastering the art of Kung Fu.ltigt ltigt There was an ancient prophecy,ltigt ltigt about a new form of Kung Fu so powerful,ltigt ltigt only one man could master it.ltigt ltigt The chosen one.ltigt ltigt When I woke up,ltigt ltigt I saw the Kung Fu master running towards me.ltigt.

Ltigt I could feel my body mutateltigt ltigt into some sort of Kung Fu freak of nature.ltigt KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE ltigt You!ltigt ltigt You are the chosen one!ltigt ltigt Knock, knock. Who’s thereltigt ltigt Knuckles.ltigt KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE TENSE MUSIC AND FIRE CRACKLING KUNG FURYltigt As a memento,ltigt ltigt I put on a strip of cloth from the dead Kung Fu master.ltigt ltigt I decided I would use my new super Kung Fu powersltigt ltigt to fight crime.ltigt.

Ltigt So, I became the best cop in the world.ltigt ltigt I became, Kung Fury.ltigt 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC FADES OUT STATIC FROM RADIO AND NOISES FROM THE CITY CHIEF MCNICKLES I don’t wanna hear it Kung Fury. I just got back from city hall, $50 million worth of damages, and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I going to explain this to the press, hm You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ’s sake. Didn’t you tell me to block it out.

I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped that arcade machine and you know it. CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I’m assigning you a new partner. What Hell no, I work alone. Not anymore you don’t. Say hi to your new partner, Triceracop. Very nice meeting you Kung Fury, looking forward to working with you. ltigt You’re like a father to me.ltigt I work alone. Either you team up with Triceracop,.

Or you’re off the case. I’m not off the case, I quit. 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC COMING FROM RADIO Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test. It was positive, yeah GIRL ON PHONEltigt What the hell are you talking aboutltigt Yeah no problem. HITLER Give me the phone. TENSE MUSIC HITLER DIALLING PHONE What the hell is this TELELPHONE RINGING Chief McNickles speaking.ltigt Is this the policeltigt ltigt Yeah, this is the police.ltigt Fuck you! POLICE OFFICERS SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY BULLETS PINGING OFF WALLS AND GLASS SMASHING.

MALFUNCTIONING PHONE BEEPING I need someone to trace that call! But that’s impossible! HACKERMAN Not for me it isn’t. ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF KUNG FURYltigt Hackerman, he’s the most powerful hacker of all time.ltigt Follow me. HACKERMAN I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler. Hitler, he’s the worst criminal of all time. Do you know him, sir I guess you could say that. In the 1940’s, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion. KUNG FURYltigt He was so good at Kung Fu,ltigt.

Ltigt that he decided to change his name to Kung Fhrer.ltigt ltigt But he didn’t stop there.ltigt ltigt He knew of the Kung Fury prophecy,ltigt ltigt and wanted to claim the throne.ltigt ltigt He and his posse of Nazi soldiersltigt ltigt conducted experiments for years.ltigt TENSE MUSIC WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE ltigt But they weren’t able to figure outltigt ltigt how to master the art of Kung Fury.ltigt ltigt And one day,ltigt ltigt he disappeared from the face of the earth.ltigt ltigt And noone has seen him ever since.ltigt Until now.

I guess he figured if he could find and kill the chosen one, he would become Kung Fury himself. He must have traveled in time in order to get here, that’s probably why he disappeared. So, what’re you gonna do My job. I’m gonna go back in time to Nazi Germany, and kill Hitler, once and for all. HACKERMAN So, how are you gonna do that I’m not sure. I need some sort of time machine. Wait a minute, using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and hack the uplink to the download.

What does that mean With the right algorithms, I can hack you back in time. Just like a time machine. Well then, it’s hacking time. 80’S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC 80’S ACTION MUSIC FADES TO STATIC ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN COMPUTER BEEPING Oh, no! INTERFERENCE IN 80’S ACTION MUSIC SILENCE EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING SOFT 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC ELECTRICAL SURGE MUSIC FADES OUT ltigt Fuck!ltigt ltigt That’s a LaserRaptor.ltigt ltigt I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.ltigt TENSE MUSIC MACHINE GUN SHOOTING AND LASERRAPTOR WAILING SOFT, INDIGENOUS MUSIC.

BIRD CAWING IN THE DISTANCE Who are you My name, is Barbarianna. ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC What year is this It’s the Viking age. ltigt That explains the LaserRaptor. Fuck!ltigt ltigt I went too far back in time.ltigt You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with LaserRaptors. I’ll meet you at the God’s drop. Katana can help you get there. Who’s Katana KATANA I’m Katana. I can give you a ride to Asgard. A ride on what UPBEAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC FADES OUT.

So, who are you I’m a cop from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I accidently went too far back in time and ended up in this place. I know someone who might be able to help you. INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC Thor! DRAMATIC MUSIC THOR Behold! It is me, Thor! Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs. Your pecs are epic. THOR Thanks bro! So, anyway. Thor, this is Kung Fury, he’s a cop from the future. KUNG FURY Yeah, I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler.

so if you could help me with Stop! SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING Hammer time. DRAMATIC 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC Walk through this portal and you’ll end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you Kung Fury! Thanks Thor! Well, looks like this is my ride. Hey, future cop, where are you going You know what. Here, take my number. And use this phone to call me. It’s a personal, transportable, cellular telephone. It features 645 channel capacity, 10 number speed dial, and an electronic security lock. This revolution in communication could make it possible.

For more and more people to have a phone in their car! 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC MUSIC FADES OUT TENSE MUSIC MUSIC FADES OUT Tank you. TENSE MUSIC I’m the greatest Kung Fu master of all time, right guys CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING HITLER Thank you! TANK ENGINE REVVING AND ACCELERATING KUNG FURY I’m disarming you. My arm! My arm! ARM MIMICS THE SOUND OF A HELICOPER DULL THUD LOW INTENSE DRONE Kill him! CLAMOR OF NAZI SOLDIERS NAZI SOLDIERS GROANING IN PAIN AND KUNG FURY GRUNTING 80’S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC You don’t need that spine,.

It’s holding your back! MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY SOFT, SAD MUSIC NAZI SOLIDERS GROANING KUNG FURY GROANING IN PAIN HITLER Aha! Fuck you Kung Fury. Now nothing can stop me and my army of death. HITLER LAUGHING AND CROWD APPLAUDING MUSIC BUILDS CROWD WHISTLING AND CHEERING Thank you guys! MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO AND THEN FADES OUT SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING What the fuck CROWD CHATTERING HYSTERICALLY THUNDER AND LIGHTENING LOW RUMBLING THUNDER CLAPPING EERY ECHOING BEEPING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY SILENCE NAZI SOLDIERS PRATTLING AND LASERRAPTOR SNARLING Kill them!.

80’S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY AND SHOOTING OF GUNS NAZI SOLDER SCREAMING 80’S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS AND CROWD SCREAMING IN AGONY MUSIC FADES OUT NAZI SOLDIER GROANING IN PAIN Alright Hitler, the gig is up, show me your hands. CLANKING AND WHIRRING OF MACHINERY TRICERACOP GRUNTING IN CONFUSION BIRD CAWING TRICERACOP Hackerman, have you seen Kung Fury HACKERMAN Oh, no! We were too late. UPBEAT 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC MUSIC FADES OUT CARTOON KUNG FURY GRUNTS IN CONFUSION Who the hell are you My name is Cobra.

I’ve been expecting you Kung Fury. I’m your spirit animal. What the hell is this place This is heaven, I’m afraid you’re dead. What But it looks so real. Yeah, no it’s totally real. Mr. Cobra, I’m a police officer. I need you to send me back to earth, pronto. I’m sorry, I can’t help you with that. You see, you’re dead. You’re under arrest! What For obstruction of justice, you’re breaking the law! ACTION MUSIC WITH DRAMATIC SINGING CARTOON KUNG FURY SCREAMING AND MUSIC FADES OUT What the hell happened.

I hacked away all of your bullet wounds Kung Fury. Thanks! BIRD CAWING AND LASERRAPTOR SHRIEKING TENSE MUSIC I want to welcome you and your friends to Germany. We are not so different, you and I. I mean we both got good style, you know Red, you know So, that’s cool! We both like doing moves, check it out! HITLER GRUNTS IN EXERTION And killing people, I love it, you clearly do, too! And that’s cool! Join me, we could be brothers, we are so alike. It’s almost like we finish each other’s.

Balls. What HITLER GROANS IN PAIN Oh, my, not much left of him is there The important thing is that he is gone. Sorry I doubted you Triceracop. You’re the best damn partner I’ve ever had. I came back in time for you Kung Fury, because, damn it, I love you. TRIUMPHANT 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC Team work is very important. So, what happens now Kung Fury Well, I need to head back to the office. Looks like it’s gonna be hell of a lot of paperwork. TRIUMPHANT 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC.

CAR HORNS HONKING AND PEOPLE SCREAMING CAR HORNS HONKING AND CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING Open the doors, Hoff. ltigt I’m sorry Fury, I can’t let you do that.ltigt Open the doors, Hoff! ltigt I’m sorry, I can’t let you open the doors Kung Fury.ltigt Goddammit, open the doors! ltigt Sorry I can’tltigt Open the doors! ltigt Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff 9000ltigt Oh, Hoff 9000, you son of a bitch. UPBEAT 80’S SYNTHPOP MUSIC INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC COMING FROM RADIO Piece of shit. INTERFERENCE IN RADIO SIGNAL.

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