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WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. I AM JORDAN. AND THIS ISltigt KEY PEELE.ltigt THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. cheers and applause JORDAN AND I ARE WE’RE BIRACIAL. YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY BASIS WE HAVE TO ADJUST OUR BLACKNESS. YES. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OH, NO, THERE’S MANY REASONS WE DO THAT. YEAH. I MEAN, TO TERRIFY WHITE PEOPLE. YES, THAT’S ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS.

ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS, YEAH. BECAUSE, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WITH THE WAY THAT WE SOUND, THE WAY THAT WE ACTUALLY TALK, WE’RE NOT INTIMIDATING ANYBODY WITH THE WAY WE SOUND. OH, NO, NO, NO. WE SOUND VERY WHITE. WE SOUND WHITER THAN THE BLACK DUDE IN THE COLLEGE A CAPPELLA GROUP. YES, WE SOUND WHITER THAN MITT ROMNEY IN A SNOWSTORM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BUT THAT’S JUST THAT’S ONE OF THAT’S THE REASON WHEN WE’RE AROUND OTHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS, YOU WILL SEE US.

YOU GOT TO JUST YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO DIAL IT UP A LITTLE BIT. YOU GOT TO DIAL IT UP. OH, SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, BROTHER. OH, YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT. NO DOUBT, MAN. NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT, NO DOUBT. BECAUSE YOU NEVER WANT TO BE THE WHITEST SOUNDING.

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